11/29: Black Friday: T minus Two weeks

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Now hear this:

Black Friday Deals

  • $1 Apparel: Buy 2 Sale Apparel Items and Get a 3rd for $1
  • 25% Off 2nd Pair of Shoes
  • 25% Off Winter Accessories

This has been a test of the Black Friday Emergency System.  If this were actually Black Friday, there would be awesome sales, lots of running and fitness things going on, weapons grade retail therapy, super deals on, um, presents for people, parking violations, gross misuse of caffeine and in more unfortunate cases, karate.  This is only a test.

 

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