This is a test of the Black Friday Emergency Broadcast System:
Black Friday Deals
- $1 Apparel: Buy 2 Sale Apparel Items and Get a 3rd for $1
- 25% Off 2nd Pair of Shoes
- 25% Off Winter Accessories
This has been a test of the Black Friday Emergency System. If this were actually Black Friday, there would be awesome sales, lots of running and fitness things going on, weapons grade retail therapy, super deals on, um, presents for people who may or may not be you, parking violations, gross misuse of caffeine and in the more unfortunate cases, karate. This is only a test.